Today I had one of the most bizarre random conversation’s on the telephone this morning whilst trying to serve smoked salmon and scrambled eggs to my guests at Manorbier B and B.
The telephone rang and I answered it with the normal “Hello Manorbier Bed and Breakfast” and the gentleman at the end of the line wanted to know if Manorbier Castle was open today? Not quite what I was expecting but I now realise that I am obviously the Tourist Information Service to non residents!
Actually Manorbier Castle was open today!
This whole short conversation almost beat a telephone a few years back which went along the lines of…
” Hello we don’t want to come and stay but where did you get your front door knocker from?”