This week I had an incident in the guest shower that occurred not once but twice in under five minutes. I would like to reassure those interested that unlike the film The Shining, there was no large kitchen knives used, no plastic shower curtains, a naked woman or lastly Jack Nicholson!!!
The incident was as follows:
I was polishing the tiles on the back wall of the shower in the double en suite as you do ready for the next guests when I accidentally knocked the thermostat on/of shower knob on the now gleaming thermostat dial and as I have a massive pressurised system I got absolutely soaked. I hasten to add I had already had one shower that morning and had not planned to have another one fully clothed. I had to start the whole wiping down and polishing all over again, only to have the whole thing happen again! At this point I decided enough was enough there are limits to polishing and taking hygiene to a whole new level. I ended up running down the corridor dripping water everywhere on my new carpets to once again change my clothes looking like a drowned rat. Not I hasten to add a good look!
I am absolutely full to capacity this Easter weekend so I have moved out of my bedroom to relocate to my study and sofa bed! Well you cannot say no to a five-day booking can you when my other guest bedrooms are booked.
Oh the joys of running a B and B!